What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 14:26
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Everyone loved it.
No way
No, not a chance
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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